Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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