Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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