How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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