she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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