I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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