I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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