he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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