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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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who is this???
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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