I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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