New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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