I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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