Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?