ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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