did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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