I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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