"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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