East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
