you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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