are you still at the devil's house?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
either way he was missing a nipple.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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