it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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