is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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