nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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