did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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