I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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