I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
home. puking in laundry basket.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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