ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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