I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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