Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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