Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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