there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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