Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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