Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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