Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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