tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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