the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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