? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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