they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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