I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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