If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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