I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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