And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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