# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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