i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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