I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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