Swine flu. Run for my life!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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