Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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