We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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