Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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