oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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my being single is dangerous.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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