You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Everything about him screamed your future.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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