if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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