Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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