Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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