Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
A bitchslap is in order.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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