i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Randomize
