I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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