My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i think im in europe. pls send help
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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