It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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